I bought the coolest fukcing bike today. Sparkle blue low ride hot rod banana bike.

In sponge bob, bob made friends with a chip on the floor and then he leaves the house and says, "Bye, chip, take good care of Gary."And then Gary the snail skithered up and meowed and then ate Chip.

Eat the fucking crabby patty!!!!!!!!!

And then Squiward the cashier, who hates and refuses to try crabby pattys, finally tires one and then gets addicted but says he hates them. He has to try to sneak eating burgers and he has to come up with all these schemes to sneak eat them. And then sponge bob catches him in the crabby patty vault but he let's him eat them until his thighs are so big they blow up.