I hope this guy, about whom i am watching an early morning docu-suckoff about, has a day job as a mail clerk in a government office.
"I still think the social function of art is that negative aesthetic." -art guy

Ooh, ooh. This is more like it! An old japanese man who uses and old large format camera and he changes the exposure with a window shade. He has a fossil collection and takes vignetted photos of the ocean; only when it is dead calm.