Doo dood ood odood oood oood ooo doo doo dee doo (sell phone) MOM CELLY.

No! Mom not right now. Place the phone, face down on the napkin. The phone is my master. I have been chosen.

OUT!

I really like couches, even if they fuck up my shoulder cuz i sleep funny.

To all the couches i have loved before:

Red Velvet Renn Couch at Camillas. I love you, although our affair was just a one night stand, i'll always remember you...